Guest Commentary: Can’t wait to vote

Congratulations to all the Democrats out there!

You, along with Barack Obama have totally convinced me to vote for Obama in November. You have hit on a real winner, folks.

That he ingested cocaine, a felony then and now, and other drugs is no big deal.

Just a youngster in college. The law should allow for experimentation of deadly illegal drugs with impunity.

He would be disqualified for employment with the FBI or the Los Angeles Police Department, but what the heck, who cares?

Being the president of the United States is not the same as a federal agent or a police officer. The qualifications for employment should be different.

And Obama’s tax policy? That’s a home run in any ball park.

Did you hear about the plumber that asked Obama why he was going to punish him with further taxation?

Obama said he was just going to spread the wealth around. Oh boy, that was a classic position aligned with the philosophy of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, co-founders of Marxism. I mean, how fair can you be.

I can’t wait to give Obama more of my hard-earned nest egg. He’ll know what to do.

And think of all the people I’ll help. You know, the ones that didn’t work as hard as I did, and even some that didn’t work at all!

Oh, and how bout that flamboyant preacher in Chicago. Yea, the one that runs the church Obama attended, I hear for over 20 years.

You remember, the one that “damned” the United States and assailed “whitey.” That preacher is OK in my book. A great orator and role model.

And let’s not forget that other guy in Chicago, Bill Ayers. You remember him. He’s the guy that Obama had and has a close association with.

He’s the one that planted and exploded bombs in the Nation’s Capital and at a police facility in New York.

A few people died in those explosions but they probably deserved it.

What an expression of patriotism....let’s applaud Mr. Ayers for his allegiance to America and Obama’s judgment in selecting Mr. Ayers as a friend.

I can rally around these guys! Oh, and one more thought on Obama’s tax policy.

He said he would reduce taxes on 95 percent of Americans. But only 60 percent currently pay taxes.

Wait, now I get it. He’s disguising his hidden welfare agenda. He’s going to send the other 40 percent that don’t pay taxes, a check.

Another dimension of his “spreading the wealth around” policy. This guy is a genius.

I’m not smart enough to link the two into one unencumbered policy, but he did!

Here’s another smart move. Obama actually removed the American Flag decal from the tail of his touring jet.

This shows impartiality and diversity. Furthermore, he can travel in disguise so his opponents can’t track his movements.

And this one’s hot off the press. Obama is now suggesting that he would be several points further ahead in the polls if not for Fox News and their challenges of his policies.

I agree. We should ban all conservative programs from TV and radio and celebrate only views that originate on the left. It’s called fairness in broadcasting.

And, folks, the greatest feat of genius, the “October Surprise,” has been launched.

The timing was flawless and incredibly insightful. It will go down in history as the most brilliant piece of political fodder in history.

Only the Democratic Party could pull this one off.

Even though the overwhelming evidence points directly at Congressman Barney Frank, Chair of the Financial Services Committee in the House of Representatives, and Sen. Chris Dodd, Chair of the Banking Committee in the Senate as directly responsible for the financial crisis facing this Nation, they have blamed the Republicans and the Bush administration for our woes.

And the good news is that they are getting away with it.

My hat is off to all the Democratic politicians and followers for their deceptive strategies. Good work, guys!

God it’s great to be an American!

William A. Davis moved to Green Valley from Los Angeles where he worked in law enforcement. The views expressed are the writer’s own and do not necessarily reflect those of this newspaper.