Purple and yellow--a virus

Editor:

A virus is spreading in Green Valley. It began in the 200 block of Esperanza and has now spread onto La Canada, heading South.

It has already hit the Best Western Hotel and Trader Lane is next, in extreme danger. (Watch out Mexico, here we come).

The virus is called “UGLY.”

There is a cure but quick erasable action must be taken before the outbreak becomes an epidemic.

It could turn into Purple and Yellow!!!

Sorry, that wasn’t a suggestion for future consideration!!

Explain please, when we homeowners must conform to an innocuous color selection, how is it that these colors have been allowed to raise their UGLY heads???

There is nothing appealing about them!! Make them go away!

Sharon Hoffman, Green Valley