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Talk of the Town: Easter fun for all!
Have a most blessed Easter Day! Here are a few holiday jokes to get you on your way:

Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:19 PM MDT

Rules of the Road: Did You Know…. It’s the law?
The following is taken from the Arizona Revised Statutes 28-721.

Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:19 PM MDT

Editor's Notes: Pageants often provide injection of confidence
My cousin was a bigger nerd than “Ugly Betty” until her junior year in high school.

Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:19 PM MDT

Politics and Punditry: Longer for America than WWI, II combined
What have we learned after six years? That we went to war against a country that did not threaten the United States — a country that had never attacked the United States — and because of weapons that this country did not have, weapons that did not exist.

Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:19 PM MDT

Annie’s Mailbox: Therapist might be able to help daughter control her compulsive skin picking
Dear Annie: My 21-year-old daughter, “Celia,” has always been a compulsive nail biter. The past few years, her compulsive tendencies have gotten worse. She is a beautiful girl, but she constantly picks at her face.

Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:19 PM MDT

A Laugh a Minute: What the dog thinks
My dog believes it is starving and that I am the only person who can do anything about it. My vet says my dog needs to go on a diet.

Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:19 PM MDT

GV?Gardeners: Spring wildflowers create wave of color
March 20 was the vernal equinox, and it is now officially spring!

Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:19 PM MDT

The Single Life: Driving changes when you’re single
For most of the time during my driving life, I haven’t had to pay much attention to the car I was driving.

Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:19 PM MDT

Previous Columns Headlines

January 4th, 2009
GV Gardeners: January activities in the gardenOur short winter is now upon us. This is not generally a month full of heavy work in the garden. Horticultural recommendations include more “don’ts” than “do’s” in January. However, there are still a few chores that should not be ignored.
Annie’s Mailbox: Student needs to take education seriouslyDear Annie: For two years, I attended a good all-girl Catholic high school.
The Old Scout: Paris a fine place to wait out the Big BelchMinnesotans are a humorous people and we are attempting to elect a comedian to the U.S. Senate, which is delicate work, as you might guess.
Hildreth on Health: Oh! Wouldn’t life be great without pain?Obviously, pain is there for a reason. It is very stubborn. We cannot get rid of it without correcting the problem.
Lamb on the Run: Sarcophagus, Ariz., the town too tough to spellEditor’s note: This column by Jim Lamb ran in January 2001, and he thought you might like to look at some of his earlier writing.
The O’Reilly Factor: Things that I learned in 2008Tough year, 2008. Many Americans got badly hurt by the economic chaos, which hit them like a back alley mugger. What a disgrace.
Talk of the Town: Making the most with your menu so you’re sure to loseYou’ve made a New Year’s resolution to lose weight in 2009. How many years in a row has this been a priority on the list to better yourself?
December 31st, 2008
Your Health: Make happiness a New Year’s resolutionIf you’re still working on your New Year’s resolutions, you might want to consider adding “be happy” to your list.
Talk of the Town: ‘Auld Lang Syne,’ remember the lyrics?New Year’s is a holiday for memories and for hopes. The past and the future come together at midnight. Not surprisingly, emotions are as much a part of New Year’s Eve as noisemakers and fireworks. After all, a traditional way to welcome the New Year is to kiss the person you love, or even someone you don’t (depending on how much bubbly you’ve downed during the celebration).
Taking a Stand: Oprah’s weight and Obama’s food-o-ramaAccording to a new USA Today/Gallup Poll, Obama is the man Americans admire most.
Politics and Punditry: One really bad ideaIn his terrific and readable new biography of President Andrew Jackson, “American Lion,” Jon Meacham reports on the absence of communications between President-elect Jackson and the man whom he defeated, President John Quincy Adams.
December 28th, 2008
The O’Reilly Factor: Happy New Year, Barack ObamaPut yourself in Barack Obama’s sensible shoes. In less than a month, you’ll be president of the United States and, upon entering the Oval Office, one of the biggest messes in history will be yours to sort out. So let’s make a list and see exactly what the new president will be facing.
The Old Scout: The blessings of dumb, childlike wonderIt is the blessed Christmas season. But of course you know that.
Lamb on the Run: Here’s a toughie: who’s a millionaire?Officemate Karen Walenga passes along these newspaper gaffes that ran on the Internet … “Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons” … “Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after 25” … “Alton attorney accidentally sues himself” … “County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds”…
Talk of the Town: Weird and wonderful is New Year’s Eve!New Year’s Eve is a popular holiday celebrated all over the world with fireworks, cannon-fire counting-down the clock and all sorts of other fun-filled activities. But there are other, less conventional ways of greeting the new year thanks to the folks at Hotelclub.com. Here’s a look at three of the world’s most unusual New Year’s traditions:
Genealogy Today: For Auld Lang SyneAs holidays go, New Year’s must rank as one of the oldest. The first New Year’s celebration is believed to have been in Mesopotamia around 2000 B.C. in mid-March. While the earliest Roman calendars designated the year began in March, Julius Caesar decreed the year to begin on Jan. 1 in 46 B.C.
GV Gardeners: Emus are arriving in the gardenNot strange birds, but a family of desert-adapted shrubs that display their flowers throughout winter is Eremophila, commonly called emus. These bushes now are getting ready to bloom in the winter desert.
Annie’s Mailbox: Let son make his own mistakesDear Annie: My 27-year-old son recently moved in with a woman he met online. “Garth” has brought several of his online romances home to meet his parents, but this woman is like no one before. She has an eating disorder, takes migraine medication all day long and drinks nothing but Mountain Dew. She’s also the most miserable excuse for a parent I’ve ever seen.
Ask an Attorney: Legal advice from a canine’s perspectiveThis column will appear monthly in this newspaper as a public service. It is not intended as legal advice, and will address only general propositions. If you have a question about a matter which affects you, you should contact an attorney.
December 24th, 2008
Talk of the Town: Name that Christmas tuneThe following Christmas carols might have been written by government officials. Can you guess the original titles?
Taking a Stand: Jacking Jesus‘Tis the season to be Jesus stealing? Away in a manger, no Christ for the bed? It has become a new Christmas fetish — neutering Nativity scenes by jacking Jesus.
Politics and Punditry: Senate appointments a double-edged swordAmong others, James Michael Curley, the charismatically colorful Irish-American politician who was elected to the Congress, mayor of Boston and governor of Massachusetts, candidly observed, “Every time you do a favor for a constituent, you make nine enemies and one ingrate.”
Along the Way: Have a Snoopy ChristmasHere’s hoping all of you have a Snoopy Christmas.
Your Health: Avoid holiday weight gain — practice defensive diningFor millions of Americans, celebrating the holidays involves a fair amount of feasting.

 
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